All posts tagged: Robert Pattison

FASHION MAGAZINE June & July 2014 ISSUE : COVER BATTLE

Top Stories of the Month. “A.K.A” New York Magazine gave human white windowless van Terry Richardson a.k.a Uncle Terry a.ka Terry the terrible a.k.a Terry the pervy a platform to speak out against all the allegations from models. But don’t waste your time. Instead watch a porn and it’ll be the same. Or else read Buzzfeed. Michael Fassbender a.k.a McFASSY a.k.a FASSO a.k.a Assbender (You’re the best Dlisted) is on the cover of DETAILS. After is again lost from the Oscars, Fasso is back under the spotlight promoting the newest X-Men: Days of Future Past. First : Fasso is badass playing Magneto. Second : Who cares about the movie, Fasso is hot Period ! Three : I’ve lost track of who McFassy is dating now… Shame co-star Nicole Beharie?  British Olympian Louise Hazel ? Zoe Kravitz ? Naomi Campbel ?(!!!!) Lupita ??????? (aww yeah still dreamin’). No matter who’s Fasso’s bumping is still the center character of my obsessions !  Anyway you must read this interview he gave for DETAILS  Mila Kunis is on Marie Claire this months and she’s promoting her baby bump. Have you seen …

Endorsement alert : Dior is putting $12 million in Robert Pattinson’s.

Kristen Stewart is the face of Balenciaga Florabotanica. Now the other half of ROBSTENISUNBROKEN Robert Pattinson has signed on to represent Dior fragrances. Laineygossip No fucking way !!!! After Brad Pitt for Chanel n°5 now Dior Homme get themselves a fuckingfakevampire and put 12 M for 3 years on him?!? Damn it damn it!! This shitty scandal really played in their favour. Some source tells them that RPattz “likes the brand.” More like RPattz likes the MONAAAAAAAAAAY. We should all be grateful that we’re living in a time when two people (read: KStew and RPattz) who probably smell like butt gravy and tonsil stones are getting millions of dollars to sell perfume. (Dlisted) AHAHHA ! According to E! it’s a 3 year deal worth $12 million, an interesting marketing strategy and one that clearly targets the female consumer for a men’s product. “Like… transferred aspiration” (LaineyGossip). Yes it’s a ” look at your man now back to RobPattz, now back at your men now back to ROBBBBB” markting strategy I guess. Unless that in this case girls …