All posts tagged: Perfume

Endorsement alert : Dior is putting $12 million in Robert Pattinson’s.

Kristen Stewart is the face of Balenciaga Florabotanica. Now the other half of ROBSTENISUNBROKEN Robert Pattinson has signed on to represent Dior fragrances. Laineygossip No fucking way !!!! After Brad Pitt for Chanel n°5 now Dior Homme get themselves a fuckingfakevampire and put 12 M for 3 years on him?!? Damn it damn it!! This shitty scandal really played in their favour. Some source tells them that RPattz “likes the brand.” More like RPattz likes the MONAAAAAAAAAAY. We should all be grateful that we’re living in a time when two people (read: KStew and RPattz) who probably smell like butt gravy and tonsil stones are getting millions of dollars to sell perfume. (Dlisted) AHAHHA ! According to E! it’s a 3 year deal worth $12 million, an interesting marketing strategy and one that clearly targets the female consumer for a men’s product. “Like… transferred aspiration” (LaineyGossip). Yes it’s a ” look at your man now back to RobPattz, now back at your men now back to ROBBBBB” markting strategy I guess. Unless that in this case girls …

Annnnnnnnd there’s a part #2 !

  Yes there is a second part to this Chanel x Brad Pitt messy collaboration. Basically they used the same Brad Pitt standing in front of the same grey background telling the same artist wannabe speech shit BUT they add some “visual special effects”. And by “special effects” I mean : a woman walking on rivers like she is the messiah or weird image of a woman smiling or dead (I’m not sure) in a bottle of what it seams to be a bottle of Chanel 5 fragrance. WEIRD ! WEIRD! As Michael K’s from Dlisted wrote, “Brad Pitt, and that mess of a commercial made my eyes bleed cheese”. He then add, ” I’ve never EVER wanted to buy a bottle of Chanel No. 5, but I might now, because it’s obvious who ever was in charge of making this wreck freebased that stankness for inspiration and I want to be that buzzed!”. I can’t agree more. Why did they not stick themselves to good old prints campaign? This one would’ve done the job very well! …