All posts tagged: Elle Canada

FASHION MAGAZINE June & July 2014 ISSUE : COVER BATTLE

Top Stories of the Month. “A.K.A” New York Magazine gave human white windowless van Terry Richardson a.k.a Uncle Terry a.ka Terry the terrible a.k.a Terry the pervy a platform to speak out against all the allegations from models. But don’t waste your time. Instead watch a porn and it’ll be the same. Or else read Buzzfeed. Michael Fassbender a.k.a McFASSY a.k.a FASSO a.k.a Assbender (You’re the best Dlisted) is on the cover of DETAILS. After is again lost from the Oscars, Fasso is back under the spotlight promoting the newest X-Men: Days of Future Past. First : Fasso is badass playing Magneto. Second : Who cares about the movie, Fasso is hot Period ! Three : I’ve lost track of who McFassy is dating now… Shame co-star Nicole Beharie?  British Olympian Louise Hazel ? Zoe Kravitz ? Naomi Campbel ?(!!!!) Lupita ??????? (aww yeah still dreamin’). No matter who’s Fasso’s bumping is still the center character of my obsessions !  Anyway you must read this interview he gave for DETAILS  Mila Kunis is on Marie Claire this months and she’s promoting her baby bump. Have you seen …

FASHION MAGAZINE FEBRUARY 2014 ISSUE : COVER BATTLE

TOP COVER DISCUSSION I always found it very interesting that they would push Allison Williams as the “cover girl” on InStyle for GIRLS. Is it because she’s the “pretty” one? Why not use Lena Dunham, as the main writer and probably main actress. Drew Barrymore is pregnant, and she’s launching her own cosmetic brand, and she’s promoting it in all red carpets. Appparently this is enough to strike a Marie Claire covers. This total face cover has a real cosmetic focus classic ! Lorde is on The Rolling Stone. I bet she’ll be the star of the Grammys too. She really is going on her way up, beware Lana Beware ! Someone’s stilling your Indie crown. Lena Denahm is the new Queen of comedy, and the Vogue cover that was rumored for months finally comes up. On February, on point with Golden Globes and the Grammys. BUT photoshop retouch linked by Jezebel last week quickly created a huge buzz on social media. But let’s take a look at the retouch > .. nothing so dramatic, …

FASHION MAGAZINE JANUARY 2014 ISSUE : COVER BATTLE

The Battle of Oscar Campaigners Those covers smell a lot like Oscar campaigning to me, don’t they? Of couuuuuuuuurse they do !!!!!! Can’t you see ? All the Golden Globes nominees are here : Jennifer Lawrence, Bradley Cooper, Amy Adams in American Hustle, Cate Blanchett in Blue Jasmine, Idris Elba in Mandela: Long Walk To Freedom, Jared Leto in Dallas Buyers Club. We have to notice here that there are no Golden Globe nomination for Claire Danes in Homeland (but already won every awards last year so anyway), NO ZOE SALDANA which reminds me “What happened with this  controversial Nina Simone Biopic ???”. And none for Carey Mulligan in Inside Llewyn Davis & The Great Gatsby.  The Disney Pop Princess Battle We then get our Disney princesses battle : Britney Spears vs Miley Cyrus. The first one was making her big debut for the first of her 100 performance out of her ‘Piece of Me’ Tour. Showing us all that she STILL can try to dance again ! The other lil twat one is whoring her album as hard as possible… I am pretty sure Queen Bey …