THE AWARD SEASON IS OFFICIALLY OPEN ! And it’s the best season of the year. Red carpets, Awards, Dress porn, Red carpets, Awards, Dress porn, suits, movies, movie stars HOLLYWOOD BABY! It’s that time of the year where Jennifer Aniston is hiring an Oscar strategist (AHAH). Did you know that was actually a real job ?
Top Stories of the Month. “A.K.A” New York Magazine gave human white windowless van Terry Richardson a.k.a Uncle Terry a.ka Terry the terrible a.k.a Terry the pervy a platform to speak out against all the allegations from models. But don’t waste your time. Instead watch a porn and it’ll be the same. Or else read Buzzfeed. Michael Fassbender a.k.a McFASSY a.k.a FASSO a.k.a Assbender (You’re the best Dlisted) is on the cover of DETAILS. After is again lost from the Oscars, Fasso is back under the spotlight promoting the newest X-Men: Days of Future Past. First : Fasso is badass playing Magneto. Second : Who cares about the movie, Fasso is hot Period ! Three : I’ve lost track of who McFassy is dating now… Shame co-star Nicole Beharie? British Olympian Louise Hazel ? Zoe Kravitz ? Naomi Campbel ?(!!!!) Lupita ??????? (aww yeah still dreamin’). No matter who’s Fasso’s bumping is still the center character of my obsessions ! Anyway you must read this interview he gave for DETAILS Mila Kunis is on Marie Claire this months and she’s promoting her baby bump. Have you seen …
Let me tell you a little story : I woke on saturday 22 March morning, and I am about to write an intro for this post. But this morning I woke up so so fucking annoyed!!! This months magazine battle was going pretty well. For once every cover were pretty much relevant. Game of Thrones were quietly but strongly promoting their new season, graces us with 3 covers this months. Perfect. Mad men and Girls were also starring this month. Absolutely great. Angie Jo as Maleficent is stunning. Even Justin Bieber on Rolling Stone didn’t bother me at all. But then this happened. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK ! And the Internet went through a mental seizure for a second. I hate them for forcing me to feature them on my cover battle. This Month top covers : This month is big on launching. Game Of Thrones is the big winner of this month battle ; Mad Men is second. Big movies like Maleficent are in the loop too and they have started their promo tour since december so they’re well prepare. …
The Angelina Effect You’ve read the story. It was on 14th of May. On a friday morning, Angelina Jolie published a piece in the New York Times about her decision to undergo a preventive double mastectomy. It was touching of course. How could it not be ?
As I said, last month Cover Battle was about too big movies and two big actors Leo and RDj.This month is a special battle between three actresses. ZOE SALDANA / NICOLE KIDMAN / CAREY MULLIGAN Nicole is no Carey To my opinion the real battle will be between Nic and Zoe. Carey Mulligan is having her moment but it’s the same moment that Michelle Williams had with One Week With Marilyn. It was an excellent movie and a very great role and performance. But as Williams, Mulligan is young in this industry and I don’t think she made her proof yet. In the other hand Nicole Kidman wants her Oscar, she wants it hard ! But not as much as Anne Hattaway wanted it and made her the most hated winner of history. Let see how Cannes played in their favour. LaineyGossip seems to think that it will be a battle between the two Baz Luhrmann Blond muse : When Moulin Rouge went to Cannes, it was a mega spectacle, with Nicole as the focus. …
Jennifer Aniston is the most celebrity stunt of all celebrity stunts that exist on this planet. According to Vulture, she is a tabloid star with a perfect understanding of the public relations machine. Her latest commercial for Aveeno debuted on Oscar night. This advertisement is more promoting Aniston being her own manager , publicist, PR etc… than the product itself. Have you noticed that we barely see or hear about the product that she supposedly is endorsing? If you read the advertisement correctly, it tells exactly what the Aniston Brand is: she’s the actress who’s best role is being a ‘Celebrity’.
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